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Ice Stone: The Inconvenient Truth
As we all know, the Ice Stone has melted. This is grave news for us all. Al Gore told us this would happen in his book An Inconvenient Truth and we failed to listen. Now the Ice Stone has melted away and Northrend follows. Soon Climate Change will defeat Arthas and wipe out Icecrown Citadel, washing away all our epics before we can even get there. But what is worse is with the melting of Northrend, Azeroth will soon flood.
A new guild, <Protectors of the Ice Stone> has been formed to stem the damage done to our world. They propose several measures to stem the current warming trend:
Death Knight:
-All Death Knights must respec to Frost immediately. It is our hope that this change will lower the temperature in instances and help cool Northrend.
-Stop summoning Death Chargers. Their summoning creates a lot of carbon. Switch to more mana efficient mounts like Worgs and Raptors (avoid Kodos, their farts are bad for our atmosphere).
Druid:
-All druids must respec Restoration. This change will provide us with a much larger tree cover and help decrease the effects of carbon in our air.
-Moonkin druids must spam treants at all times to help the resto druids restore our ozone. If you refuse to spec Resto, it is the least you can do.
Hunter:
-Switch to non-diseased pets. Diseased pets possess rotting flesh which produces excess carbon. Choose non-rotting pets like lions and tigers and bears. Oh my.
-Stop using guns. The explosive force used to fire bullets produces excess carbon. Bows are carbon neutral.
Mage:
-Switch all mages to Frost spec to make things colder to offset the heat.
-Stop conjuring bottled water. Use natural water sources like lakes and rivers to conserve mana.
-Cast Arcane Intellect on all you meet. Hopefully those extra points of intelligence will grow brain stems.
Paladin:
-Please respec to heal your team mates in battlegrounds. Too many lives lost on the battle fields create large numbers of rotting corpses and skeletons that will produce carbon and increase the population of carrion eating vermin (like Undead players).
Priest:
-See Paladin Section
Rogue:
-Please stop ganking lowbies in starting zones. While it is highly enjoyable, the rotting corpses produce a large amount of carbon.
-All poison usage must end. Dumping of these toxic concoctions leads to tainting of our precious ground water.
Shaman:
-Stop using lightning spells. These spells ionize the air and help to create unstable air currents. These and other factors should be avoided.
Warlock:
-All warlocks must respec to affliction or demonology. The excessive use of Destruction is too harmful to our climate.
-Felsteeds and Dreadsteeds are hereby banned. Their summoning happens in a burst of flames, and unneeded burning of fossil fuels and alliance noobs lead to excessive carbon emmisions. Switch to more energy efficient mounts like Hawkstriders or Horses.
Warrior:
-Please stop "owning" people in battlegrounds. While it is highly enjoyable, the rotting corpses produce a large amount of carbon.
Gnomes/Goblins:
-We must purge gnomes and goblins from Azeroth. Their constant tinkering and blowing themslves up has led to serious increases in carbon emmissions over the last decade. Engineering must be abolished if we are to avoid further increases in carbon emmissions.
-Mechanostriders are hereby banned until a hybrid or completely mana using Mechanostrider can be deveolped. With the banning of engineering this is not likely to happen. It is suggested you vendor said mounts so they can be melted down into arrows for the huntards... er hunters.
Tauren:
-We propose a diet change among the horde to include Tauren Burgers. Their farts are a great contributor to climate change, and their constant use of Kodos (who's farts are worse) doesn't help the matter. We hope to trim the Tauren population down while keeping a breeding stock incase the climate stabilizes.
This has been a public service announcement from the <Protectors of the Ice Stone>. Have a good day.
Credit to Lesanti from the Korialstrasz server
A new guild, <Protectors of the Ice Stone> has been formed to stem the damage done to our world. They propose several measures to stem the current warming trend:
Death Knight:
-All Death Knights must respec to Frost immediately. It is our hope that this change will lower the temperature in instances and help cool Northrend.
-Stop summoning Death Chargers. Their summoning creates a lot of carbon. Switch to more mana efficient mounts like Worgs and Raptors (avoid Kodos, their farts are bad for our atmosphere).
Druid:
-All druids must respec Restoration. This change will provide us with a much larger tree cover and help decrease the effects of carbon in our air.
-Moonkin druids must spam treants at all times to help the resto druids restore our ozone. If you refuse to spec Resto, it is the least you can do.
Hunter:
-Switch to non-diseased pets. Diseased pets possess rotting flesh which produces excess carbon. Choose non-rotting pets like lions and tigers and bears. Oh my.
-Stop using guns. The explosive force used to fire bullets produces excess carbon. Bows are carbon neutral.
Mage:
-Switch all mages to Frost spec to make things colder to offset the heat.
-Stop conjuring bottled water. Use natural water sources like lakes and rivers to conserve mana.
-Cast Arcane Intellect on all you meet. Hopefully those extra points of intelligence will grow brain stems.
Paladin:
-Please respec to heal your team mates in battlegrounds. Too many lives lost on the battle fields create large numbers of rotting corpses and skeletons that will produce carbon and increase the population of carrion eating vermin (like Undead players).
Priest:
-See Paladin Section
Rogue:
-Please stop ganking lowbies in starting zones. While it is highly enjoyable, the rotting corpses produce a large amount of carbon.
-All poison usage must end. Dumping of these toxic concoctions leads to tainting of our precious ground water.
Shaman:
-Stop using lightning spells. These spells ionize the air and help to create unstable air currents. These and other factors should be avoided.
Warlock:
-All warlocks must respec to affliction or demonology. The excessive use of Destruction is too harmful to our climate.
-Felsteeds and Dreadsteeds are hereby banned. Their summoning happens in a burst of flames, and unneeded burning of fossil fuels and alliance noobs lead to excessive carbon emmisions. Switch to more energy efficient mounts like Hawkstriders or Horses.
Warrior:
-Please stop "owning" people in battlegrounds. While it is highly enjoyable, the rotting corpses produce a large amount of carbon.
Gnomes/Goblins:
-We must purge gnomes and goblins from Azeroth. Their constant tinkering and blowing themslves up has led to serious increases in carbon emmissions over the last decade. Engineering must be abolished if we are to avoid further increases in carbon emmissions.
-Mechanostriders are hereby banned until a hybrid or completely mana using Mechanostrider can be deveolped. With the banning of engineering this is not likely to happen. It is suggested you vendor said mounts so they can be melted down into arrows for the huntards... er hunters.
Tauren:
-We propose a diet change among the horde to include Tauren Burgers. Their farts are a great contributor to climate change, and their constant use of Kodos (who's farts are worse) doesn't help the matter. We hope to trim the Tauren population down while keeping a breeding stock incase the climate stabilizes.
This has been a public service announcement from the <Protectors of the Ice Stone>. Have a good day.
Credit to Lesanti from the Korialstrasz server
