Tex Arrows International: A New Charity

[Texaporte]

Hi.

My name is Texaporte, and I'm here to let you know about a rising problem in our raids. You may not know it, but that hunter standing next to you could be suffering from a recently malady called Iceblade Arrow Deficiency. You may not know this, but over half of all hunters suffer from IAD (No, Danny, Cenon, this doesn't mean Instant Air Dash) and this is a 100% preventable affliction. All it takes is two crystallized shadow a day to keep our hunters healthy and happy. Just two crystals!

<cue picture of small, sad child with a toy bow and arrow>

This is Hildur, an Icelandic child who until recently suffered from Iceblade Arrow Deficiency. It struck her hard - she was listless, lifeless, and she could barely order her pet to attack without feeling great sadness.

<cue picture of small, smiling child with Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury>

But after the intervention of Tex Arrows International, we've provided her with everything she needs to succeed in the days ahead, and Hildur isn't the only success story. Thanks to the kind efforts of our donors and some extra funding, we've managed to send over 84,000 arrows to these hunters, and your donations of crystallized and eternal shadow could mean that Hildur, and many more just like her, never have to go hungry again.

Thank you.

[Akane]

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