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Recently one of the members of your guild was the victim of an account compromise, and during the course of our investigation it was discovered that items were removed from the guild bank while the account was out of the control of your guild member. The items have been returned to you as attachments to an in-game mail. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.

Item(s) Restored:
Abyss Crystal x20
Amberjewel x20
Ametrine x18
Buttermilk Delight x3
Cardinal Ruby x20
Dark Desire
Dungeoneering Guide
Electrified Ether
Elementium Dragonling
Emberfire Belt
Flask of Steelskin x40
Flask of the Winds x20
Flask of Titanic Strength x40
Global Thermal Sapper Charge x20
Greater Celestial Essence x5
Heavenly Shard x20
Hypnotic Dust x20
Maelstrom Crystal x5
Ocean Sapphire x19
R19 Threatfinder x10
Reverberating Shadowspirit Diamond
Very Berry Cream x5

Not the Very Berry Cream! Damn them!

Yep, it was Len, and apparently he got restored same-day. He was set to "The Bomb" rank.
I went through and attempted to promote everyone who was "The Bomb" to a keyed rank, and any that did not succeed got demoted. There are no more "Bombs" in our roster, and I think it's time the rank went, too.

Maybe Bombs should be the rank of those who got hacked in the future (hopefully not gonna be many) but not yet restored, and obviously with no access.

Well, we already have "Stands in Fire" which has no GB access, and "Dorian" which has no G-chat access!

GUComics posted some limericks from a contest of theirs a couple weeks back that will probably hit home for those who keep getting hacked:
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My password's are hack proof he stated.
Authenticator's just over-rated
His account's now been sold
with 50k gold
and his ego's been somewhat deflated.
by Ralphius
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A man took a long WoW sabbatical
Cuz his wife called him "nerdcore fanatical"
5 years to the day
He logged back in to play
But his toons were all stripped most dramatical.
by Aahzman
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Security's a tough game, it's true.
Don't wait 'til "it" happens to you.
Strong password protects,
AV software detects,
and code-bearing key-fob helps too!
by Tetsubana
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With safety the guild master blundered,
"Is this a key logger?" he wondered,
Much to his dismay,
Just later that day,
His bank and all guild tabs were plundered.
by memnochlv
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I used to say "Authenticators are lame."
"Don't need that security for a game."
But then I fell for a scam,
and despite my toon's plans,
now all that he wears is his name.
by Ghesta