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Classifieds!

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:35 pm
by Camyu
Hey ladies! Tired of buying bulky plate armor from the men's department? Want to show off your curves with the hottest breastplate from Azeroth? Come to Cefira's and check out our hottest designer gear! From stylish helmets to trendy boots, Cefira's got everything you need! And when you're done shopping for clothes, be sure to stop by our accessories department! Our elegant designer belt buckles, gems, and jewelry will complement every piece of equipment you're wearing. We even accept mail order and custom order, and you'll never pay shipping and handling! Ladies, what are you waiting for? Come to Cefira's and put the sexy back into the battlefield!

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:18 am
by Dorian
Wynne you scare me...

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:49 am
by tethealla
You ad shows that you have mighty fine armor making skills. Maybe you can help me with my problem. My armor fits fine when I'm in Night Elf form, but when I shift into bear it starts to chafe. Can you do something about that?

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:10 pm
by Daewen
If you happen to skillup on any dps or tanking plate in a N'elf size 8 tall, Snowclaw will use it, even on the way to 85. =)

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:34 pm
by Camyu
Dear Tethealla,

Thank you for contacting Cefira's. Our record shows that you are a brand new customer! At Cefira's, we truly appreciate your business, comments, and questions.

It appears that you have purchased and donned leather armor made for the male gender. The problem you have described here is actually a distinct feature for shapeshifting leather armor, especially the ones designed for those brave, ferocious bears like yourself. The leather takes quite a toll whenever the shapeshifting process takes place, thus requiring extra care when it is being washed. Here's a tip: Adding a few drops of Shiny Fish Oils during the washing cycle, followed by a Murloc Eye during the drying cycle should do the trick!

Did you know that Cefira's is giving away 5000g during our Grand Opening Giveaway*? That's right! 5000 gold! Simply visit Cefira's and shop for our latest fashion, and you can be our lucky winner!

*Cefira's Grand Opening Giveaway is open to all residents of Azeroth, except where prohibited. No purchase necessary. See store for details.

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:44 pm
by Camyu
Dear Snowclaw,

Thank you for contacting Cefira's! Our record shows that you are a brand new customer! At Cefira's, we truly appreciate your business, comments, and questions.

We have recently deposited some samples of our hottest plate armor into the guild bank. Feel free to try them on, and if you like them, just take them*! And don't forget to sign up for our mailing list! Our plate armor department currently has a limited quantity of belts and bracers in stock. Be sure to pair them up with some blings as well!

*While supplies last.

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:06 pm
by Eisengrad
Dear Cefira's,

I wanted to buy a special gift for a lady friend but am not sure what to get her. Do you provide an online catalog? If the item doesn't fit will you provide custom tailoring after?

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:57 pm
by Camyu
Dear Eisengrad,

Thank you for contacting Cefira's! Our record shows that you are a brand new customer! At Cefira's, we truly appreciate your business, comments, and questions.

Shopping for a special lady friend? You've come to the right place! Our state-of-the-art armor is backed by our finest Gnomish Engineering technique, and is guaranteed to fit all body types and sizes*. Cefira's carries the latest designer wear at blowout prices, and we are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Click here for our online catalog for the newest designs. And don't forget to sign up for our mailing list!

*Plate armor proficiencies required.

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:53 pm
by Texaporte
Dear Cefira,

Are you ensure that your product safe? Many magazine said your product cause birth defect in many childs from lead and other toxic. I hear that DevilCo product much happy for you wallet and you childs safety, and better style avialable.

Much thank,

Not DevilCo

Re: Classifieds!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:12 pm
by Thunderfly
+100 Internetz to Wynne.