The non-English rap thread

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Spawned from tonight's conversation about how hilarious poser rap is, no matter what language it is in. My contributions, in Japanese and Chinese!

To All Tha Dreamers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5_EBV3_Mk

(for Tony: the Gundam scene in the otherwise-cooking focused show is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlNxbpD9wWU)

King Giddra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dudqzhVeK0E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ia7mAwUXRU

Jay Chou, Ninja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I67CkxZ0PP4